YerbaYerba

I still have my droid 2 somewhere. I'd still buy a phone with a physical keyboard. Worst part about that phone was the random reboots and the loud "DROID" sound effect it played when it boots. Happened several times during college lectures and I got yelled at for it at least once.

Just gotta bring your crappy worn out jeans camping. This guy is clearly wearing his Sunday finest, so I agree with you there.

Hotdog or hamburger style?

I feel genuinely offended by your crude language. Bravo!

Wank sucker is not used enough

I just assumed he didn't go because they couldn't build a spacesuit to fit his cybertruck shaped torso.

Repeal and replace! Infrastructure week!

Imagine the sounds created as this behemoth slides out of the can. I'm gonna be sick.

Too late. Coal butter

s/now/meow/g

Yeah that's definitely the joke here.

Citizenship by combat!