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Bonobo Love Island:Chimpanzee Gladiators.

Reciprocal empathy.

Yeah, who's Eepstein? Apart from the offspring of a great felt scientist and some dead guy with fluffy hair.

Mangolione?

Dxslexia error that got past the editing check I would guess. Or the clever joke thing, that works too.

Did they leave out some high ranking general with the same name? In their frantic CYA narrative isn't there some key person missing from the chat, and if so why not name them?

I hope it was attached to someone more competent than her father. Like a roomba.

"And I'm from SchruteBuckCoin, we are currently outperforming you in multiple metrics."

Move (money to cronies and debtors) fast, break things (people).

Got his remit mixed up, he's on exercise not exorcism!

Eat the rich burn the rich? World hunger and fuel costs beaten in one.