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[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Why is everyone fully clothed in that Oglaf strip?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago

StarCraft. Learn to type really quickly when you're coordinating a massive assault or calling for reinforcements.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

FYI: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 day ago

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

My working memory is terrible. If I don't write something down, it's likely forgotten. I've always tried to keep a pen and paper on me, to varying degrees of success. Now, instead I can "Hey Google, add x to my grocery list" and it'll add it to my shopping list in Keep, or "... Create a reminder/alarm/event for..." for reminders to empty the dishwasher in 45 minutes or remember that I just agreed to plans on Saturday.

I'm not a huge fan of Google anymore, but I still willingly use their services because the tradeoff is that beneficial to me.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Same boat. Tools like this and Gemini make managing my ADHD sooooo much easier. Having a JARVIS-esque "AI personal assistant" would make a lot of my struggles less debilitating. I'd even be willing to pay, as long as the data stayed private.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago

Open the dictionary and under the word idiot, what do you see?

A picture of me?

No! The definition of the word idiot! Which you are!

(done from memory, so likely not 100% accurate)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

AKA we all know this is bullshit, but I'm going to backtrack and cover my ass just enough to not catch a perjury charge

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That's just the poorly designed default position.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Nope, it was ~~reasonably~~ randomly assigned. It's just that the odds weren't great.

So he rolled the dice on Florida, calculating his one in 26 odds of drawing the dreaded Judge Cannon were pretty good. The problem is, as they said in “The Music Man,” he didn’t know the territory. The odds were really as short as three to one against drawing Cannon.

The catch is that the Southern District of Florida is administratively divided into five divisions: Miami, Fort Lauderdale, Palm Beach, Key West and Fort Pierce. This is supposed to be for the convenience of the parties and their lawyers, and has no other legal significance.

Cannon is the only judge sitting in Fort Pierce, which is in St. Lucie County, 68 miles north of Palm Beach and 128 miles north of Miami. But, for the purpose of assigning judges, Fort Pierce is treated as part of the neighboring Palm Beach Division. There are three federal district judges in Palm Beach, one of whom is a senior judge. What Smith did not know, or failed sufficiently to appreciate, is that the pool of judges administratively eligible to try the case was not 26 but four. (If you remove from consideration the senior judge, the eligible pool narrows to three.) The grand jury that returned the Trump indictment sat in Miami because the courthouse facilities were more accommodating than those in Palm Beach, but an administrative order deemed the investigation a Palm Beach inquiry.

https://thehill.com/opinion/judiciary/4052380-how-trump-ended-up-with-judge-cannon/

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm not a "train guy" but the engineering is absolutely fascinating to see.

 

Had similar problems with my P6P. There are multiple areas in my town where I show full / nearly full bars, but my service is terrible or non-existent (!). If I toggle Airplane Mode, I'll get great speeds until it drops out again. Sometimes this is 30 seconds, sometimes 30 minutes, sometimes hours/days. But at some point it will drop out again. Ugh...

 

It was pretty funny to see these back to back in my feed.

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