TimeSquirrel

Nope, stolen from a Telegram group chat, not sure where it's originally from.

That's the static variable in the function sticking around and watching the madness unfold.

Another DEI hire.

They will not be satisfied until the only people allowed to earn a living or have any power are straight white cis men. It's becoming blatantly obvious they don't give a shit about "merit". Woman/minority/LGBT = DEI no matter how they got there. They could have every qualification in the world and it wouldn't be enough to avoid the DEI label.

loose 90% of the games you play as well

It's 2025, not 2007. This is a huge exaggeration. Maybe try it again sometime.

Me: Downloads BARQ

Also me:

"STUPID FUCKING SMELLY NERDS"

I stopped using it regularly several years ago, then I come back to help someone install it and it took me more time than I want to admit to figure out how to make a local account that wasn't attached to a Microsoft cloud account.

I didn't. You're asking the wrong crowd.

I remember some dude on the Internet with a jar and an MLP figurine that might be able to help you out.

Buys anarchy and Che T-shirts at the mall

Idiot in chief: fuck Europe.

Local military-industrial complex: no, wait.