Thebeardedsinglemalt

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Yeah so I wondered where all these crossover memes came from.

My life is no better than it was 4 minutes ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

The only reason they're not emails is so a couple people with fragile egos who are the smartest person they know can ramble for 47 minutes just to make everyone else aware about how much knowledge they have.

60 minutes spent getting about 7 minutes worth of work done.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

S31 works when it's a rarely seen clandestine group of a handful of individuals working in the shadows.

Not when they're a moderately known branch of starfleet with the subtly of a 2x4 to the face

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

WHOPPER WHOPPER JUNIOR WHOPPER

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

According to MA, Red Squad was relatively new in Homefront. Maybe it was created in sweeping changes after Wolf 359 to counter new threats. Since it was never really mentioned ever again after they all died when Watters went bonkers, Starfleet could've nixed the idea altogether. Especially since half of their actions was taking orders from a badmiral attempting a coup

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This aggression will not stand...man. the line must be drawn here! This far, man, no uh no further!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

This isn't gik'tal, this is bowling. There are rules. There is no honor without rules!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jazz is just a gateway to jazz cigarettes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You dont have enough time for Dixon Hill when you're dick's in Crusher

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (3 children)

4 minutes after eating 1 brownie, Worf claims he feels nothing and eats another one.

Then he thinks he's a human baseball player from 1950s San Francisco

 
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This completely normal person also used to have a wooden sign in front of his house before Biden bowed out. It said "I'm pooped I'm gonna go" and had the general shape of a diaper under it that said "BIDEN".

But good to know he legitimately spent money on those cardboard cutouts of Harris and Walz. There used to be several more signs for the orange turd but I think he was asked to dial it back a little

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