That is pretty horrifying. I'm pretty confident these guys are legit though.
TheAristocrat
George Carlin did suggest that humanity's purpose on earth was to create plastic.
You can see when they banned porn on Tumblr.
My personal favorite insurance story comes from a neurologist I know. They were trying to get a prior authorization approved for a curative hemispherectomy. For those outside the medical field, that basically boils down to removing half of someone's brain to try to cure an uncontrollable seizure disorder. This is usually limited to patients under 4 years old to maximize motor and language development, but I digress. After much arguing with the insurance representative, it was approved on the grounds that the patient only gets one.
One of the finest music videos of all time, for those looking for the source.
Two fully erect hand penises up.
I'm sure it's disabled at hospitals by default to prevent exporting protected patient information. Right?
The importance of proper punctuation rears its head.
Not in the slightest. It only cuts it so you can increase your yield at the cost of needing to sell a fundamentally different product.