I (a male) should start a foot pic GoFundMe posing as a particularly hairy female. I guarantee I would at least bring enough in to buy some McDoubles.
Stalinwolf
joined 3 years ago
My wife and I have received several compliments just for giving both of our daughters normal, pronounceable names. Names I don't see very often anymore, but perfectly normal before 9/11 altered the timeline and made everyone unbearably stupid.
You should see how Vivec holds his Muatra.
I almost got detained for bringing Exploding Kittens in my luggage. The game meows when you open the lid, so the device looked really suspicious. And the name on the front didn't help.
Shit fucking game, by the way.
I worked with a guy with a similar story -- book included. Are you Canadian?
I grew up foraging mushrooms in Michigan, but ever since moving to Alberta I've never felt comfortable hunting mushrooms here. I need to go with someone confident who has done it their entire lives. But I did learn recently that a different species of morel actually grows out here. I'm going to try hunting those this year.
Went down a metal slide once and a swarm of them came out of one of the top poles. Swarmed my throat and stung me several times there. Survived, but it was horrible.
The ocean's condom.
Bees went fucking nuts for my lupine, even while living in an urban environment. Only problem was that the aphids did too. So many that it was revolting. I had to aggressively remove them every single day of the colonies would explode and destroy my lupine within a very short time. They'd suck it dry.
A lady who supposedly "worked for a water company" and won't drink tap water argued very confidently this morning that the little flakes you can see in tap water are not minerals. I put on my serious research face, but only had to do one Google search (they're minerals).
Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.
What about NOT step family member fucking NOT step family member porn? ๐ ๐
(EDIT: I make jokes about common porn tropes, but after reading the article, it sounds as though it's aimed specifically at step family porn has an underage/child role-playing element)