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[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 15 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

People saying because it's a woman but honestly I was thinking it works because you're creating a small human connection in a system that alienates us from each other, providing "value" we didn't know we nedded

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago
[–] AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Why is there a white lady on the cover image, are we trying to whitewash feet pics now?

[–] calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 8 hours ago

They’re trying to seize the means of reproduction.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 hours ago

I (a male) should start a foot pic GoFundMe posing as a particularly hairy female. I guarantee I would at least bring enough in to buy some McDoubles.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 24 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Is it the feet or is it a reminder that a human brought you food.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 19 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Correction: because a woman brought them food.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

it's because an attractive woman is bringing them food.

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

The delivery services I have used do have a small profile photo of the driver so maybe this is correct, but if you're sad enough to tip more because of feet in a dropoff confirmation picture, you probably don't care as much if the person is attractive or not.

Also, The random girl in the meme is not the woman who did this in the delivery photos.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

i think it's more of an unconscious thing. doubt they see the photos and think "hot, I'll tip her more so she comes back", rather it's more like those experiments where people tipped more to strippers based on their estrus. 100% subconscious

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm just ignorant to what drives my own biological monkey brain, but I think that if someone somehow is oblivious to the wider opening of their wallet because "potential mate" reasons, the individual just lacks self awareness.

I think it's just it's important to be aware of unconscious biases. we're still money brained.

[–] ChexMax@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

My thought as well. Humanizing yourself makes me think about the situation you're in to be driving door dash and the situation I'm in to be ordering it. I ran into my diaper wipes deliverer yesterday and though should I tip? For delivery from a website, something i don't tip for. But I made contact with the driver and I was grateful for their service in delivery. I think it's human nature to be easier to tip light if you can forget a human person was involved

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

That’s Galaxy brain

[–] faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf 4 points 8 hours ago
[–] wieson@feddit.org 13 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

My immediate thought: those shoes are not safe for driving

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Anytime I wear thongs, for example, I'll slip them off before driving.

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Makes sense, but what about your shoes?

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 hours ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Pro-tip for the fellas: print out sexy legs/feet and hold the photo in front of food drop-offs.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

As a man with a size 6 shoe. I'll just wear some fancy strappy women's shoe and play pretend.

The fools will never be the wiser

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I should do that just so people have to see my hairy legs and hobbit feet

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 7 points 11 hours ago

Chances are you'd find someone who's into that...

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

This is AI right? Like the bag in the top left is doing some weird jank and the welcome mat is a reverse cursive.

[–] rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 hours ago

The bag in the top left looks normal to me. It has a bouquet of flowers sticking out. And mirrored images aren't all that strange.

[–] rhymeswithduck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

That looks a lot like Brit Marling, the actress.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

I'm not sure, which is why we should reject AI image generation at every instance when it is identifiable.

[–] Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 33 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

In what app?

I have to tip when I order like I'm a psychic about the level of service I'm going to receive. If I was prompted to tip after, my food would probably come with less pubes and spit.

[–] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Doordash puts the tip in the order so that drivers can view them as bids for service, and they generally snatch up the highest tipping orders immediately. Low/no tip orders with long distances or a lower rated customer might languish, unclaimed, because drivers won't want to take them for insufficient pay.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 hours ago

I always tip well when I use these services because I live in a generally low income area, and I know what it's like to struggle.

Because of this, I usually get really good service. Probably because I have a good rating from tipping so well.

[–] W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Which is why the delivery workers got so pissy after the delivery apps moved tipping to after the delivery.

https://www.businessinsider.com/uber-eats-doordash-delivery-worker-tipping-nyc-law-2026-1

This is the only service where I have to be Carnac to figure out how much to tip.

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 86 points 19 hours ago (10 children)

am guy. gonna shave my legs and get feminine flip flops for extra tip

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 hours ago

It doesn't say that it works only for female feets. We have a sample size of one so we shouldn't jump to conclusion. We need to take into account other data we can gather like the gender pay gap which would suggest that men earn more money and therefore male feet would generate even more tip. That's obviously just an indication, it's impossible to say anything for certain with the data we have available.

[–] Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Nah, it would be too much effort to shave and paint the nails every day.

I'd stuff another female leg just for the photos into my glove box.

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 8 hours ago

Another? How many legs do you have in your glove box?

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Don't yours?! What kind of freak doesn't shave their nails. That's just weird!

[–] lauha@lemmy.world 41 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Add fake tiddies for extra bonus.

I tio Bigg when my screen is graced with foot titties.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 67 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

imagine paying for free feet pics

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 35 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

There's petabytes of free porn on the internet and yet tons of weirdos pay for subscriptions to porn sites. Such is life

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 27 points 15 hours ago (5 children)

Maybe thank these weirdos once in a while, my dude. It’s thanks to them that there is petabytes of free porn. Like even most “amateur” porn are made by independent artists who hope to get paid by a weirdo. If nobody paid, there would be no industry and there would be no treasure trove of free porn.

[–] EffortlessGrace@piefed.social 1 points 6 hours ago

"Treasure" in treasure trove is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

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[–] Nalivai@lemmy.world 17 points 16 hours ago

I am subscribed to an independent relatively small porn company, and I don't even watch them that often, I just believe in their mission and want them to thrive

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