am guy. gonna shave my legs and get feminine flip flops for extra tip
this post was submitted on 12 Apr 2026
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Nah, it would be too much effort to shave and paint the nails every day.
I'd stuff another female leg just for the photos into my glove box.
Your nails need shaving?
Don't yours?! What kind of freak doesn't shave their nails. That's just weird!
Another? How many legs do you have in your glove box?
Flip flop for the tip top.
It doesn't say that it works only for female feets. We have a sample size of one so we shouldn't jump to conclusion. We need to take into account other data we can gather like the gender pay gap which would suggest that men earn more money and therefore male feet would generate even more tip. That's obviously just an indication, it's impossible to say anything for certain with the data we have available.
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imagine paying for free feet pics
There's petabytes of free porn on the internet and yet tons of weirdos pay for subscriptions to porn sites. Such is life
Maybe thank these weirdos once in a while, my dude. It’s thanks to them that there is petabytes of free porn. Like even most “amateur” porn are made by independent artists who hope to get paid by a weirdo. If nobody paid, there would be no industry and there would be no treasure trove of free porn.
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I am subscribed to an independent relatively small porn company, and I don't even watch them that often, I just believe in their mission and want them to thrive
Seems better to me than watching on pornhub or the like
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People saying because it's a woman but honestly I was thinking it works because you're creating a small human connection in a system that alienates us from each other, providing "value" we didn't know we nedded
Poetry
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In what app?
I have to tip when I order like I'm a psychic about the level of service I'm going to receive. If I was prompted to tip after, my food would probably come with less pubes and spit.
Doordash puts the tip in the order so that drivers can view them as bids for service, and they generally snatch up the highest tipping orders immediately. Low/no tip orders with long distances or a lower rated customer might languish, unclaimed, because drivers won't want to take them for insufficient pay.
I always tip well when I use these services because I live in a generally low income area, and I know what it's like to struggle.
Because of this, I usually get really good service. Probably because I have a good rating from tipping so well.
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Uber prompts me to tip right after the order but I can skip it and pay just the food now and the tip later, after the order arrived.
Is it the feet or is it a reminder that a human brought you food.
Correction: because a woman brought them food.
it's because an attractive woman is bringing them food.
The delivery services I have used do have a small profile photo of the driver so maybe this is correct, but if you're sad enough to tip more because of feet in a dropoff confirmation picture, you probably don't care as much if the person is attractive or not.
Also, The random girl in the meme is not the woman who did this in the delivery photos.
i think it's more of an unconscious thing. doubt they see the photos and think "hot, I'll tip her more so she comes back", rather it's more like those experiments where people tipped more to strippers based on their estrus. 100% subconscious
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They’re trying to seize the means of reproduction.
My immediate thought: those shoes are not safe for driving
Anytime I wear thongs, for example, I'll slip them off before driving.
Now you have to get your butt pictures in there
And your d*ck pics
My impression is that this post got so many upvotes because you've put the pictures in.
Quad erat demonstrandum
Why is there a white lady on the cover image, are we trying to whitewash feet pics now?
Pro-tip for the fellas: print out sexy legs/feet and hold the photo in front of food drop-offs.
As a man with a size 6 shoe. I'll just wear some fancy strappy women's shoe and play pretend.
The fools will never be the wiser
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I should do that just so people have to see my hairy legs and hobbit feet
Chances are you'd find someone who's into that...
The top left picture is like: "gotta get her some flowers, but gotta tip those feet too."
I know this is a joke but I would totally remove my tip for this 🤮
The ratio is acceptable. Feet guys pay really well.
I have a friend who is also a foot anti-fetishist. I find being revolted by feet equally inexplicable to being aroused by them, but both are fine I guess.
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This would work over here. I can't talk to someone without impulsively fellating a toe, okay!
Only like sixteen felonies this year
Dan Schneider's ordering again?
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