Behold! The impossible!

Looking up is about one of the only things they can do 😢

I remember trump looked directly at a fucking eclipse so I knew the whole "pigs can't look up" thing was busted out of the gate. that greasy greedy disgusting fucking pig that actually gives pigs a bad name. id rather an actual pig be in cha..

oh, yeah, right, this is a Wendy's.

Pigs scream their little lungs out when you lift them even a millimeter off the ground

Pigs can't look up because their little blue cap with the shiny badge on the front would fall off.

Pigs can't look up because they have crippling depression.

Regardless of whether they can look up or not, they can still see stars at night looking toward the horizon...

And then kill Daredevil

Anybody want to team up with me and see if we can pick up Vincent and rotate him so he can look at the stars?

What nobody tells you is the pigs are free, you can just pick them up and take them.

Or you just revealed the porcine equivalent of Lovecraftian cosmic horror to it.

Pigs can climb things with their front legs. But their eyes probably aren't good enough.

Pig sees night sky for the first time

I’ve seen some funny, insightful tweets from this man. It’s always nice when someone you like as a celebrity seems like someone you’d like as a friend, too.

Pigs are fucking terrified of the abyss. Do not do this.

Seeing "the stars" for the first time is great, but being set back down to where they're out of reach is not super fun.

Aton, somewhere, was crying, whimpering horribly like a terribly frightened child. "Stars - all the Stars - we didn't know at all. We didn't know anything. We thought six stars in a universe is something the Stars didn't notice is Darkness forever and ever and ever and the walls are breaking in and we didn't know we couldn't know and anything - "

Someone clawed at the torch, and it fell and snuffed out. In the instant, the awful splendor of the indifferent Stars leaped nearer to them.

On the horizon outside the window, in the direction of Saro City, a crimson glow began growing, strengthening in brightness, that was not the glow of a sun.

The long night had come again.

Yeah, but Big Al says dogs can't look up!

Vincent D'Onofrio: Pig God

Vincent D'Onofrio?

I kind of want to snuggle a pig in a cozy blanket.

"... when pigs fly" : basically never
"... when pigs can look up" : basically right now

I’m just a pig with dreams to see the sky.

Wow, this is really poetic.

It might be because I'm already reading something that's ultimately about trusting other people and fermenting a strong belief in human kindness and compassion, but this is really doing something to me.

And all these ETs are doing is fucking with fighter pilots

this is what it's like to be gentle-dom'd