Stalinwolf

joined 3 years ago
[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Fuck yeah.. I remember that guy from Operation Body Count (1994 / MS-DOS).. He was tough to take down, and melted into a Thanksgiving turkey when you finally managed. I only had the demo that let me play one level, but I played it a lot..

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

(me calling out from the other room)

"Honey! You shouldn't have!"

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 month ago

Years ago I marathoned seasons 1 through 13 while enduring benzo withdrawals. I can absolutely confirm that these ratings are accurate.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This was my experience with poutine before and after visiting Canada. No one truly gets it until they've had it. The real stuff. Not shredded mozzarella over fries.

White cheddar cheese curds/squeakers over fries with piping hot brown gravy poured directly over.

Now I live in Canada and eat it all the time.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

(a spherical teaspoon of white glurp floats past)

"Wot? Wadn't me."

John, you're the only man on board..

"Don't know wot to tell ya, mate. Said it wadn't me.."

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

"Helped me cum"

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Same. Went to a casino once, pulled a slot machine and won $30. Then lost $30. Never returned to one.

I do enjoy being gifted scratch-off tickets, though, but I won't spend my own money on them (unless as gifts to others). I manage at a grocery store and I'm often surrounded by people who aren't particularly wise with money. Every time there's a big lottery drawing coming up I get to hear from everyone how "THE JACKPOT IS UP TO 30-MILLION NOW! YOU BETTER GET A TICKET! YA CAN'T WIN IF YA DON'T PLAY!"

Yeah, and I don't burn money if I don't play, either..

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Space deniers are the bottom of the fucking barrel as far as I'm concerned. I don't know what it is about them, or how they got so fucking stupid, but there appears to be no limit to their ignorance.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

sad Swedish Chef noises

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

I've lived in my house longer than all the women in Africa.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

'90s are back in Canada for sure, at least among teenagers. I haven't lived in the US since 2016, but it can't be much different. Grunge and Korn shirts galore. I kind of love it. Makes me feel like a wisened old sage who nods knowingly at the new generation picking up the pieces of their ancestors. Just waiting for them to discover Bush.

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