Scrawny

Changing of water pressure won't do anything for most household toilets except fill the tank faster.

When they said they'd bring down the price of eggs they meant relative to the price of everything else.

Does this car not have a dipstick?

I think you could say the same about Bill Burr. Not just making it comedy to make it easier to swallow, but because the only thing you can do is laugh at the irony and how hopelessly we are along for the ride.

https://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/328164

This post makes me want to get sushi and not pay.

Reminds me of this.

https://youtu.be/IWr-2Oo6CHA?t=788

Every time I close my eyes I think of Mars and Venus. And anytime I start to dream I want to suck a -- hey! A Big Red apple!

Followed up by "death to the opposition!"

I want your boss in my life.

Picture him dragging a bear corpse and telling passerbys not to vaccinate.

Is this Endurance?