SarcasticMan

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

I do believe this is the plan. 9/11 II This Time it's Iran.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

54d chess you fools

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Is this your kid? No, is this your kid? No, is this your kid? No, how about this kid? No, is this your kid? No, surely this is your kid? No, is it this kid? No, maybe this is your kid? No, is this your kid?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Call a press conference, build up to announcing the 9000% tariff but then end the conference promising to come back next week and make the announcement.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Say it with me now, fuck the poor.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

Man, I don't normally get choked up about celebrities but some of Val Kilmer's movies got me through a pretty dark time in the late 90s. I was 8 when Willow came out, we wore that VHS out. In 2000 I lived in the boonies taking care of an indoor broccoli growing operation in Colorado. The only thing I had was 20 or so books, a box of VHS tapes, and a 13" TV VCR combo. I must have watched Tombstone and The Saint 10000 times.

I am still friends with the guy who worked with me and anytime he asks me what happened to or where is so and so I 100% answer with "He ran off to live in the forest, in the nude."

[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 day ago (18 children)

Fuck ted cruz

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 days ago

Maybe old age will get him before he can sharpen his quill and find the ink pot.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Whaaaaaaaaaaaat noooooooooooo, that can't be right. Who other than every single person alive saw that coming?

Hopefully, they will televise it and trump will say "You're fired" right before they pull the switch. That would be on par with the shitshow circus we live in these days.

Edit: added to the bit

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's what we said about trump lol good luck

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

If you eat 75 soft-boiled eggs 4 times a day and take 15 Start Packs washed down with some Tangy Tangerine 2.0 you will cure your halitosis of the scalp and it can even cure kidney beans. Remember it's not cancer, it's a vitamin deficiency.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Unfortunately, it isn't. I sat in a conference hall a few weeks ago and listened to an NP talk about his health clinic and how difficult it was to find collaborating physicians because he prescribes Ivermectin. He then went on to claim Merck gave him an award for prescribing the most Ivermectin in his state.

It's wild watching this shit, but don't worry the same group says JAMA and NEJM are no longer legitimate but shit like Critical Health News is. Just don't talk about how the guy running CHN is a veterinarian playing people doctor.

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