SaltSong

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[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 9 points 1 month ago (12 children)

So, a moment of curiosity.

If my theoretical pistol did get pulled into am MRI machine, stuck against it by the magnet, and I, for the purpose of scientific inquiry, pulled the trigger, should I expect the bullet to fire more or less as normal, to fire, but the bullet be pulled back to the machine, or for the bullet to not move, or not move more than an inch or so from the barrel?

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago

Ah, I see. You are thinking about the properly structured flowchart, not the humorously true one.

Yea, fair enough.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

chasing the dragon

Huh. I guess it might be.

Far from my first game, but my first perfect game. Yea, I guess that does track.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Not a sequel. Just because it's not Portal 1. The fact that it's second is not the problem. The problem is that the first one was flawless.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 52 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Portal 1 was flawless. Portal 2 had a crucial flaw.

Specifically, it was not Portal 1. Everything else was perfect.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I don't see that as a problem. I can easily get caught in that loop.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 6 points 1 month ago

They should shut it down anyway. If Trump can ignore the court, we can ignore Trump

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 14 points 1 month ago

This applies to any insular group of humans, not just conservatives. But that is a particularly amusing example, in a laugh-so-you-don't-cry sort of way.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Other than that, it seems fairly accurate.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 1 points 1 month ago

I don't believe so.

I could be wrong.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 12 points 1 month ago

Oh, on his lapel.

I was hoping for on his desk, or on the pole outside the building.

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 4 points 1 month ago

I understand, intellectually, that some people might love this.

To me, this is on the same level as offering to set my building materials on fire before I build my house. I can't imagine any way this could make things better.

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