But the economy has never been stronger!
Of course it's held together by billionaires in bunkers trading stocks in companies that no longer exist, and they only have their food storage remaining until they all die, but hey.... The economy!
SARGE
joined 10 months ago
The future we are barreling towards:
Less money on social programs
How dare you, they would never lower them even more than they have been!
They would maintain the status quo, and in 3 years open up an inquiry as to whether a committee could be established to contemplate on the possibility of maybe increasing their budgets by 0.00001% over the next 100 years (which can be canceled at any time for no reason)
Then sit back and pat themselves on the back for being such a man/woman of the people.
And then if you don't have a/c, you get blessed with DoT reducing to only -1hp/min instead of -1hp/sec.
Why not just tattoo a number on their arm?
I'm sure there's no possibility that subdermal trackers would ever be used in shitty ways.
At least my parents church has the decency to give first time visitors a free 6oz cup of coffee.
I decided a long time ago that if I ever walk in and don't recognize anyone, and someone thinks I'm a visitor who didn't grow up there, I'm going to start quoting Bible verses about how selling shit inside the church is wrong and I would be channeling the righteous anger of Jesus himself if I flipped all their tables and whipped them.
Unfortunately despite the fact that I have been there twice in 10 years, people still recognize me.
Look, if you didn't want people watching you, then why run lines in a public place?
And will you not also be center of attention during the performance said lines are for?
I suppose a birthday is aa good a place as any to test your public speaking...
I have more in common with a homeless person in Somalia, India, or China than I do with the super rich.
No War Except Class War
It's right up there with "if you stopped acting so gay you wouldn't get bullied"
I will happily eat macaroni or soup with my hands for the rest of my life if that means everyone gets Healthcare.
It's been so great the last 10 years saying "this is what will be happening because the neo-nazis are taking over" and everyone telling me I'm overreacting, I'm being hyperbolic, I'm exaggerating or my favorite "you're just being dramatic"
Remember, THERE'S NO WAY they'd overturn Roe v Wade.
That's actually a common misconception.
It's not because Japanese ninjas are bad at being ninjas, it's just that other countries ninjas are completely invisible to the naked eye.
Obviously we all know we can see our own country's ninjas, but other countries are invisible.
Thanks to years of cultural import/export, most humans can naturally see Japanese ninjas.
So congrats, if you can see a Japanese ninja, you're actually just close to being a weeb.