SARGE

If I recall correctly, it's the hypothesis that photons lose energy as they move through the universe, and that's why more distant objects shift red.

Only in open mockery.

"please be oppressed peacefully"

I was gonna ask "which kind" but it's definitely both.

Men will LITERALLY construct an entire persona based around their phobias as a result of trauma over witnessing the murder of their parents during a mugging orchestrated by crime bosses and spend millions of dollars on toys and gadgets to act out revenge fantasies and calling it vigilante justice rather than go to therapy.

This gave me quite the giggle.

Unfortunately, I have no one in my life who will think it's funny.

edit: wow, Redditors are better at accepting the truth, lol

So go pander to them.

If I own something, I can do whatever I like with it because it's mine.

If I can't do what I like, it's not truly mine.

"but... The little R next to his name means he's on my side" - Most Republicans

Good. Don't negotiate with terrorists.

He was more than a hero.

He was a union man.

Bridge under the river Kwai?

eats mint

How can we be so sure? Someone's gonna have to test it.