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[–] grue@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

Star Trek phasers can be rigged to be explode just fine. They have all the functionality of C4 plus some.

[–] SatyrSack@quokk.au 4 points 2 hours ago
[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 29 points 4 hours ago (5 children)

Stargate wouldn't be C4, it would be a Zat'nik'tel.

  • one shot stuns
  • two shots kill
  • three shots vaporizes

Full credit to Shanks for asking the important questions how badly designed a plot device it is. "How long between shots does it reset on the same target?"

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 2 points 34 minutes ago

Nothing has been disintegrated since 1969

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] lemmyng@piefed.ca 8 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

This (waves P90) is a weapon of war.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

Hey you, get that target swingin a little

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 38 minutes ago (1 children)

I love that the p90 was literally designed to be the opposite. it was supposed to be issued to truck drivers and other support type personnel (and close quarters peace time antiterrorism type stuff).

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 1 points 23 minutes ago

Everything is relative.

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago

I always assumed it was like dosing medication - depends on the person's weight and age.

[–] Ydna@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

No don't worry about that!

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

It's an electric current. So it would be as long as the charge is still present. If it wears off, it resets

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 35 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

Will always love the scene where they're on Apophis's ship, looking down over the shield generator. Bra'tac states that to disable it, they need to go on some long cliche sci fi quest of going through multiple decks, flipping various controls, etc to disable the generator. O'Neill just calmly pulls out a couple grenades and drops them into the generator, destroying it.

[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Dave@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The next bit is gold too.

What now?

Now we die.

Well that's a bad plan. Where are the glider bays from here?

[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Are these....shuttles...formidable warships?

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Or the time when the Asgard are like “your stupid method of using shotguns against the replicators is surprisingly effective.”

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

Well... It also worked against the Borg every time, but Star Trek people insisted on never replicating some.

Maybe they should send the Enterprise back in time to recruit somebody too.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

That's why the Asgard wanted humans as allies. They had a unique but primitive way of tackling problems everyone else had forgotten.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"What do you mean we just blow up our brand new highly advanced spaceship?"

"WTF that worked?!"

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

The "O'Neil". Writers were cleverer back then.

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 2 points 2 hours ago

SG for the m'fn P90. Duh.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 21 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

A thoroughly rousing speech on space ethics from captain Janeway .

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 6 points 4 hours ago

Uhm. I think you mean from Daniel fucking Jackson.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 12 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Followed by breaking said ethics/morals/Prime Directive.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] teft@piefed.social 7 points 4 hours ago

With as much temporal shenanigans that she got up to it wouldn't suprise me if Janeway founded Section 31.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 4 hours ago

Or just telling the helmsman they're relieved and piloting the ship herself between two stars. Probably my favorite scene of hers. Fuck with her crew and she's pissed. Kill one of them, oh hell...

[–] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Handy timing with the announcement of new Star Gate!

[–] pfjarschel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] PhatalFlaw@lemmy.world 7 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

TOS phaser with TNG Picard? C'mon

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Same issue with the lightsaber, how am I supposed to enjoy a lighthearted comic with this bullshit?!

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Grow up, it's just a laser sword

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Alec Guinness, is that you?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Hello there

[–] cmbabul@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

The sonic by far, a lightsaber is probably cooler and phasers are crazy versatile, by the time I stopped watching Doctor Who it was basically a magic wand if it wasn’t always.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I'm pretty sure it's just a Green Lantern power ring. Doesn't work on wood my fanny...

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago

Can you imagine the mischief Scotty would have gotten into if he had a sonic screwdriver

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago

It always was

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

C4? Please. How about using an actual Stargate to destroy a system?

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

"You blow up one sun and they never let you forget it..."

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like an idiot.

Everyone wants these things and I don’t even know what they do.

I guess it doesn’t matter, they sell well.

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

One of my oldest

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'd gladly pay you yamok sauce on Tuesday for a self sealing stem-bolt today.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

When in doubt, C-4. -Adam Savage

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Jamie is the one who said that

[–] shutz@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 hours ago

If we're going by frequency, for Star Trek, I'd replace the phaser with "reversing the polarity". But I think it's pretty spot-on for the others.