Rivermoonwolf

Don't worry, the GOP will make all good things illegal soon enough

I'm old. I'm STILL imagining a world where we got Dukakis instead of Reaganomics 2.0

Turn it off and turn it back on?

I'm the same way in the kitchen gadgets section.

Considering one of my cats is gay, this makes me laugh waaaaay harder than it should.

" You gotta be true to who you really are, cause no one's gotta wear the shoes you got "

Given to me by a former friend, high as a rocket to Venus, upon my stumbling attempt to come out to him twenty years ago

That is frickin' gorgeous

I need this shirt!

My family learned thirty years ago never to utter the words 'Doctor Who' in my presence.

I don't wanna Fuck Zuck. Might get something I can't get rid of with soap and a sandblaster.

Being honest? Why I came here. And, frankly, I've been here less than a day and I love it more than I did Reddit. (Still figuring this place out, but yeah )

I think he was too busy masturbating to check if Daddy was also cranking it