Rand0mA

joined 2 years ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

What did the pirate say when he turned 80??

"Aye matey"

[โ€“] [email protected] -1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm enough of a cu*t as it is. If I went vegan, people wouldn't stand me, I just think I'd lose the friends I have left.