ProtonEvoker

What?! He just wanted to spend time with Persephone during the summer! Is that so wrong?

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

“He punched me in the dick! Why? Why did he punch me in the dick?”

The feeling of being autistic and have ADHD, but people just ASSUME you know what you’re talking about because you speak with confidence and are “the smartest person here”.

Bro, the moment that “abolishing the age of consent” is brought up, you need to know that they aren’t acting in good faith. Every argument they bring forth should be tainted by that shit!

A libertarian is just a conservative that likes weed. You can ask their girlfriends after they pick them up from middle school.

When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.

I mean, if you only look at visuals, Pyramid Head is just a dude in a costume. Pretty tame by “hear me out” standards.

Because being forced to treat people with respect would upset the far right.

Off topic and mild spoilers: this is one of the scenes that show that your choices don’t really matter (just like the coin toss and which pendant you want Elizabeth to wear). Regardless of your decision, the person next to Booker will grab his hand and point out his tattoo.

Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤