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The ham is the critical part here. It gives the pineapple juice something to work on.

jijiji

Unpopular opinion: Instead of being a fighter for social justice, it could have been just some rando hitman hired by an even richer rival. Guy then was spirited away on the next private flight to Mauritius or wherever.

They're selling spaying spray?

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Maybe the guy sitting next to her was in the wrong bathroom.

From the legendary Used Kids Records store, maybe?

Is MAD magazine back?

This reminded me of a story in "Archipelago Gulag." Bear in mind, some gulags were absolutely vast.
So at least in this particular gulag, women and men had separate dormitories, but men often visited the ladies' huts and openly got it on, resulting in a lot of pregnancies. Pregnant women didn't need to work and after their 2nd (3rd?) child, they were discharged and could go home.
The guards finally managed to keep the intruders out, but now, men and women just met after work, out in the open. Guards put up barbed wire to gender-separate the areas. Pregnancies surged even harder. How so? You see, the wire did not touch the ground in all places. So the men got down under the wire, on their backs. The women squatted down, and...
The guards then put up a solid fence, but good jumpers/ climbers could get over it, so... pregnancies, still. Finally, they made the fence so tall that the baby-making stopped... almost entirely.

Word up to the manthing
She's always cold lamping
Visine at the canteen
I just wanna watch you dance

She is. ;-)

Very well done!
Minor nitpick though, it's "Telugu", not "Telegu."