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To the credit of the image, I feel like most humans wouldn't fare well in a washing machine either

This is great until someone takes this and runs with it in the opposite direction, claiming this is "proof" women are made for doing laundry and other household chores

New Magnus Archives headcanon just dropped

This is how you turn Death Note into a comedy

I respect you as a human being but I wanna take this opinion out back and shoot it

I'd like to bruise his tenders

Nah, they're right. Dead people can't suffer.

His first mistake was going to a dentist who writes "Doctor's Office" on his door

Bonus points if you scribble in a "le Walmart" with a sharpie

Yes, but nuclear forces are strong enough to keep the space within from expanding and hold the objects together. It's in the vast swathes of emptiness between galaxies that we typically see the exansion of space because gravity is too weak there to keep things together.

Most of the universe is empty space, and that's what's expanding. Empty space doesn't have any gravitational pull

Me? Nothing. You're the one deepthroating a microphone.