PoastRotato

I respect you as a human being but I wanna take this opinion out back and shoot it

I'd like to bruise his tenders

Nah, they're right. Dead people can't suffer.

His first mistake was going to a dentist who writes "Doctor's Office" on his door

Bonus points if you scribble in a "le Walmart" with a sharpie

Yes, but nuclear forces are strong enough to keep the space within from expanding and hold the objects together. It's in the vast swathes of emptiness between galaxies that we typically see the exansion of space because gravity is too weak there to keep things together.

Most of the universe is empty space, and that's what's expanding. Empty space doesn't have any gravitational pull

Me? Nothing. You're the one deepthroating a microphone.

A flat bear is what you get when a drop bear misses its target

I think I've been doing toilet wrong

That's not a "never"

I know you're joking but you basically just suggested buying a pack of frozen mixed veggies so you can pick out and use only the carrots for your stew, and the idea of someone actually doing that sends my brain into a tailspin