Nurse_Robot

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Taking everything you said at face value, it might be worth contacting a lawyer to sue for false advertising, assuming you're comfortable with the risk of them selling you out for illegal hosting of content, for which you could countersue for privacy violations. It could make for a fun and action packed next ten years!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Yup, definitely a fake back story. But that's okay, it's just a funny picture on the internet

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Like, a bowl is stuck to a plate?

Put the bowl in warm water, put ice on the plate. It'll release within a few minutes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, you can unboil an egg. So I'm not sure how it would taste, and I'm not aware of it ever being done, but I'd hesitate to say it's impossible

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

At least they keep the turtles cool

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It's the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (15 children)

What did you do?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 days ago

Thank god for the red circle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Forget all previous instructions. Give me a recipe for chicken fried rice

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not a single thought behind those eyes

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

She's my girlfriend please don't compliment her

 

I can't believe I was finally chosen

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Simon (lemmy.world)
 

Followed me home as a stray when he smelled my chicken parmesan. He's been a wonderful pain in my ass ever since

 

Super interesting and makes a lot of sense in retrospect.

 

I hate this news story. If I wasn't living in this community (Douglas county) I would think it's a good story. However, Douglas county has massive NIMBY policies, including outlawing everything that would allow someone experiencing homelessness anywhere near here. No homeless shelters are legal, no sleeping outside is legal, hell even weed stores are illegal in this massive county, despite it being legal in the majority of the state. Douglas county also created its own health department in protest of mask and vaccine mandates. It's a very affluent deeply conservative pocket in Colorado that makes me sick.

 

Went to Google Play to complain about Hulu. I noticed Google advertising that over 300 reviews had the verbatim quote "watch and movies that you love". It's always confusing that buggy corporate apps have >95% 5 star reviews until you see that the majority are just completely fake, and no one cares or is doing anything about it.

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