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The legend of Little Bobby Tables lived on through him.

Best I can do is a grey wolf with 15 genes from a Dire Wolf and 5 Dire Wolf equivalent genes without the blindness and deafness from modern dogs.

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I can second better off ted. Very quippy and quirky in the best of ways.

Why does everything sound like an ominous foreshadowing background headline in a horror movie nowadays?

Valid criticism is not demonization.

Also, please don't compare innate qualities with literal choices.

PS: Punctuation can be your friend

No one was born as a LW mod.

Won't he think of the eggs?????¿‽

Apparently, there were commercials in the 60s and 70s for the Ty-D-Bol (Tidy Bowl) toilet cleaner brand that has a little man floating about cleaning the toilet in a little boat.

From my interpretation, this is him and his family sitting in the bowl and someone coming to take a shit, hence the "full moon."

I had to Google it.

That was Revelations, which was written far after anyone who ever saw Jesus would have died, and describes Jesus' divine form. The only gospel that describes anything about him was about a transformation. "His face shown like the sun," but that is in Luke, so between 50 and 80 years after his purported death, and continued to be edited throughout the second century. So essentially it's all made up and none of it matters.

Wait until you find out why it's called a Whippoorwill.

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