NakariLexfortaine

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

I feel like I could comfortably teach a masters course on speed costume changes and smooth layering of clothes.

All because I want a piece of goddamn cake on occasion. Just a run down to the fridge.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

One of my bosses favorite lines on the floor at VW was "Build it like your family will be driving it".

I wish I had video of when someone hit back with "I know how these are built, you think I'm going to let my family drive one?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Why would it wave back? The land is letting the sea wash over it, really ride it, grind down all over it.

Tsunamis are frequently caused by the earth shaking under the sea. She rides damn good and gets her big wave for it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"God damn this cholesterol, deep within your arteries"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I'll take it. I know how to deal with Victorian ghost boys.

Sacrifice a McDonalds Sprite, it'll send them to the other side.

Alternatively, if you're attracting mainly orphans, trap their souls as part of a machine that lets you experience your greatest dreams while within it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

That comment section was worth reading just for someone bitching about "Paarthurnaxs dragon tits" making the dragonscript hard to read.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I won't lie, when I was putting six 12 hour shifts in a week for a factory job, that's about what my car looked like, just with Rehabs. I was chugging those bastards just to keep on my feet by about day 4 of my week.

Yet, somehow, that wasn't my wake-up call that the job wasn't worth it. That took "It's okay that we emissions test on animals, every auto company does it!"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

"I Gave My Life To Truck-Kun, But Went To Heaven Anyway To Be The Better Angel" might sway them.

Get on it, Vatican City.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

You just put us through the entire lifecycle of a meme. Inception, adoption, oversaturation, deconstruction.

This is not natural. You're going to mess with the balance of the memecosystem if you keep this up!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Damn, surprised Hotline Miami made that little. It feels like it's still a fairly well known indie title. Not Stardew Valley big, but large enough that people still refer to it occasionally.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

When I prayed for Jesus to be packin', this is not what I meant.

Oh well, least I still have Mohammed. Maybe Buddha, too.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somehow while scrolling, I managed to see "U liar" and "I'm a cat not an idiot" first, and got really confused on how they got Lying Cats sassy energy but fucked up the depiction so badly before realizing there was more.

 

Got my second "subtle flag" pin in! So happy, so fucking cute!

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

There once was a house,

In which you were allowed to play.

To rest,

To lay,

To love,

You were forever welcomed within its halls.

There was a house,

And there were many locked doors,

But you were okay,

Helping the owner open them.

There was a house,

And behind one of those doors,

Was found a rose,

Wilting,

Dying,

Under a glass dome.

There was a house,

And the owner wanted to renovate

Not much to the outside,

But the rooms they had found,

They had so much more.

There was a house,

And when you came,

It was with fear,

For you did not see

What the house wanted to be.

You tried to not let it show,

To buy materials to help

To give advice where you could,

But could not hide the quiet.

There was a house,

But you began going to others,

And when you came,

You told the house how lovely they were.

You spoke of their wallpaper, their carpets, of how everything works so well.

As you stood on everything new,

Using the old words for me.

There was a house,

Now it is less

A strewn mass of rubble,

That you skip happily down.

Running your hands down faded walls,

You pay lip service,

As you pass the rose,

part of the centerpiece of what this house was to be.

You never see the roots,

As they climb down the table,

Wrap around all around them,

Pull everything tighter,

Together.

You complain as you prick your finger,

Dancing down the thorns,

How dare this house hurt you?

There was a house,

And the echoes still ring down the halls,

Of the name you call.

Those echoes fill every room,

Surround all that you claim to hold dear,

Because you can’t see,

That Rose is also here.

There was a house,

But there is a garden now.

I wish you could see it,

To call it beautiful,

To lay among the flowers,

To call their petals soft.

There is a garden,

But that does not mean the house has gone away.

 

Came across these three Bandai Quick model kits while out and about. They looked adorable, so they came home and got built.

Honestly great for beginners/kids! Pieces pop out of the frame easily, they're fairly easy to click together, and decently solid for snap-togethers. You can at least pick them up without everything falling apart, though Mew is finicky about staying upright in its stand. Young kids would probably need help with the stickers, and maybe with getting the eye pieces slotted into place.

Going to keep my eyes out for the rest of the line, now.

 
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