One of my bosses favorite lines on the floor at VW was "Build it like your family will be driving it".
I wish I had video of when someone hit back with "I know how these are built, you think I'm going to let my family drive one?"
One of my bosses favorite lines on the floor at VW was "Build it like your family will be driving it".
I wish I had video of when someone hit back with "I know how these are built, you think I'm going to let my family drive one?"
Why would it wave back? The land is letting the sea wash over it, really ride it, grind down all over it.
Tsunamis are frequently caused by the earth shaking under the sea. She rides damn good and gets her big wave for it.
"God damn this cholesterol, deep within your arteries"
I'll take it. I know how to deal with Victorian ghost boys.
Sacrifice a McDonalds Sprite, it'll send them to the other side.
Alternatively, if you're attracting mainly orphans, trap their souls as part of a machine that lets you experience your greatest dreams while within it.
That comment section was worth reading just for someone bitching about "Paarthurnaxs dragon tits" making the dragonscript hard to read.
I won't lie, when I was putting six 12 hour shifts in a week for a factory job, that's about what my car looked like, just with Rehabs. I was chugging those bastards just to keep on my feet by about day 4 of my week.
Yet, somehow, that wasn't my wake-up call that the job wasn't worth it. That took "It's okay that we emissions test on animals, every auto company does it!"
"I Gave My Life To Truck-Kun, But Went To Heaven Anyway To Be The Better Angel" might sway them.
Get on it, Vatican City.
You just put us through the entire lifecycle of a meme. Inception, adoption, oversaturation, deconstruction.
This is not natural. You're going to mess with the balance of the memecosystem if you keep this up!
Damn, surprised Hotline Miami made that little. It feels like it's still a fairly well known indie title. Not Stardew Valley big, but large enough that people still refer to it occasionally.
When I prayed for Jesus to be packin', this is not what I meant.
Oh well, least I still have Mohammed. Maybe Buddha, too.
Somehow while scrolling, I managed to see "U liar" and "I'm a cat not an idiot" first, and got really confused on how they got Lying Cats sassy energy but fucked up the depiction so badly before realizing there was more.
I feel like I could comfortably teach a masters course on speed costume changes and smooth layering of clothes.
All because I want a piece of goddamn cake on occasion. Just a run down to the fridge.