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I'll take it. I know how to deal with Victorian ghost boys.
Sacrifice a McDonalds Sprite, it'll send them to the other side.
Alternatively, if you're attracting mainly orphans, trap their souls as part of a machine that lets you experience your greatest dreams while within it.