MyFairJulia

It‘s not that different today. Back then it was people paying directly. Now ads on TLC pay them.

I‘m surprised Maomao didn‘t rank higher. It‘s so cool!

Seymour, the hotel is on fire!

Is this the application that shows more and more code whenever you hit a key on the keyboard?

Ant: „What‘s so special about a house?“
Spider: „Have you been living under a rock?“

It‘s basically the proverbial frog in the pot. Emphasis on the proverbial because frogs jump actually do leave the pot when it‘s too hot.

Choppin‘ that meat

Ferb, i know what we‘re gonna do today!

That too is pleasing

Does pure meth sound like hot candy sirup when it‘s poured out? Because that sound is pleasing to my ears

I bit the onion

And what would Ukraine have to give Putin in return? The thing is Putin started the war! Putin started the war because Ukraine was daring to enter NATO which you could literally only hate if you actually wanted to fuck with some country!

Putins offer can be boiled down to „If you don‘t tattle to the teacher, i will stop punching you. Perhaps i could give you back your iPod when you graduate high school if you ask me nicely then.“

What the fuck is that kind of a bullshit deal? This could only be beaten if another bully agrees with the first bully to take your phone and leave the iPod and both of them will not beat them into the hospital. Oh wait…