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Reddit Launches "Billionaire Feelings Matter" Moderation Tool (isglitch.com)

submitted 6 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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New algorithm prioritizes CEO text messages over actual community guidelines

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago

Favorite part:

Reddit has also implemented a new trophy system for exceptional moderators. "The Platinum Bootlicker Award goes to any mod team with zero billionaire complaints for 30 consecutive days," explained a community manager. "Current record: 4 hours, 17 minutes."

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

wow they actually dreamt up something as cringe as both elon's face and the whole of reddit, how lovely for comedy fans

Edit: I'm dumb ASF

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I bit the onion

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Oh shit is this? Lmao was half asleep and just now getting back up

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago

If billionaires had feelings they'd have empathy for the rest of us

Seeing is believing