Moonweedbaddegrasse

joined 6 days ago
[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 99 points 16 hours ago (19 children)

I'm 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Porn you found in hedges. It was a big part of growing up in England back then, trust me.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 10 points 1 day ago

I've done 20 every night for about 40 years, don't think I'm gonna change now

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

No because it makes it sound less horrific than it actually is. I would replace with 'blown to pieces'.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In the UK in the 1970s we were shown cross sections of male and family reproductive organs and copied pages out of a textbook about the essential mechanics. I can't remember any discussion or moral guidance in the slightest. But then at that point I was well into my 'hedge porn' stage so that's how I really educated myself.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

That's fine. I'll make do with Florence, then. (but I'll be dreaming of Angelina)

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Sorry Angelina has been promised to me for about 20 years.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Florence Pugh continually

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My cat eats mushrooms and pineapple. But then, he is a very silly cat.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The 3rd of June 1983. I'd meet my girlfriend and persuade her to walk a different route home from her athletics meet that evening.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

Nothing can be too moist.

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