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[–] srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 16 minutes ago

Depends on the season. Winter is 1 but long sleeve (w/o socks or underwear, that's terrorism) and my weighted blanket.

Summer is more 2 or 17.

Now I am sad because it just got to hoot to use the weighted blanket. :(

[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 57 minutes ago

1,3,5,17,20 depending on the mood

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

21: using somebody else's skin as pajamas

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

In the Winter, 1, plus heavy socks and sometimes with a sweatshirt. I keep the thermostat set at 50F at night, in the Winter.

In the Spring and Fall, 3, sometimes with socks.

In the Summer, 18 or 20, never with socks.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 hours ago
  1. Like 1 but long sleeves.
[–] chairsushi@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 hour ago

19 or 20 only

[–] RevolverSly@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago
[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 hours ago

5 or 20, depending on how cold the room is

[–] decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

If someone does 15, they need to go to jail. A bra is uncomfortable to sleep with and sleeping with only a bra is psychotic.

[–] pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 32 minutes ago

I, uh, sleep with my stuffed bra on when the dysphorias really bad

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

My wife is doing that right now! Although it's not a wired bra, it's more like a sports bra.

As a teen someone repeated the myth that wearing a bra to bed can cause breast cancer, "Say no more!" said I and never did ever again.

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

In some series back in the day a lady said something along the lines of "I need to start sleeping with a bra on so my boobs wont sag so much" so idk if that is a functional reason for it? Boobless here so cannot give any view on the matter otherwise.

I never considered that and that's still uncomfortable af. But then again some people willingly wear corsets.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

5/10 are Donald Duck, 15 is Daisy Duck

[–] stinerman@midwest.social 3 points 4 hours ago

1, 2, 6, or 7 depending on the season.

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

18, id like to see a statistic of this

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Hi, I'm the second data point, it's nice to meet you. Do you know what time the others will be arriving?

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

20 if I showered, 3 if I didn't

[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

It is a fine line between a Pooh bear and a goblin mode. Depends if that attire stays in the bedroom I guess.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 5 points 6 hours ago

2, to keep the Ass Höle molecules off my sheets, and the cat hair off my chest

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

im 20 and my girlfriend is 14

[–] Katana314@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

my girlfriend is 14

dials FBI

[–] yarr@feddit.nl 17 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Was this meme part of a contest to see how destroyed you can make a meme by JPEG compression artifacts? I've seen clearer images looking through a windshield smeared in vaseline on a cloudy day.

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[–] crawlspace@lemm.ee 10 points 8 hours ago

20 at home, 18 somewhere else.

[–] AidsKitty@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

Fluctuate between 16 and 20

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 14 points 10 hours ago
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 6 hours ago

5 in summer, 16 in winter.

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 13 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Who sleeps in a shirt with no pants? Seems like an odd combination.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 3 points 7 hours ago

Usually 20; been doing 5, lately.

18 and only 18 😤

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

18 if by myself 20 with the girlfriend I make-believe I have.

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