This is the conference Bird was headlining in Shame’s hometown in March but it’s been cancelled. The organizer says she can’t say why it’s cancelled due to signed contracts. It sounds like the keynote pulled the plug and left her high and dry.
We also know Papa P picks up the slack and drives J places after his birthday post
I feel so badly for her children.
Her life is just one performance after another and this week she was playing the role of mother with a callback to her role as SI swim suit model. To join the two she added a little story about how she was on the phone telling her daughter she had made the cheer team right before she walked down the runway. To add colour to the story and make her extra special she recounted how her good friend, the famous model, was astounded how she juggles it all! 🤮
Set up a camera and then pretend you’re not your daughter’s mother but her playmate. I wonder what happens when she stops recording? It’s time for a nap. L has to be quiet so Birdie can scroll her phone and talk to her followers about how grateful she is for this time? This woman is, once again, making other moms feel they aren’t doing enough for their kid since they can’t take them on individual trips. I want moms to know the best 1:1 times come throughout the day - time in the car, a conversation while they are having a snack, getting them to help fold some laundry and you can have a chat. The best moments aren’t manufactured but come when you pay attention to your child every day and it isn’t some big event!
We also haven’t seen any FaceTiming Shame content!
She competes with her daughters and it’s disgusting! Let’s take a minute and think about all the opportunities that came her way after that life goal was achieved. I’m drawing a complete blank! In fact it seems she’s had fewer paying jobs during the last 12 months.
Do you think they’re all at the same hotel and Birdie is doing her best to avoid them?
You’re right! All kids want and need is time and attention from their parents to thrive. It’s no wonder this child has so many imaginary friends since she always sees her mother just talking to the phone. It broke my heart a little bit in the story where Birdie says a follower decoded something L said and it, of course, relates back to a movie. She’s being raised by screens.
It doesn’t look comfortable or cute!
Do you remember when L was a baby and she used to say she was “touched out” and handed her off to everyone else? That told the tale. It was her last baby and wrote all sorts of toilet poetry about it but really didn’t want her around too much.
I think this ‘journalist’, Vicky, unhinged.
Things are slow in Birdsville these days.
These stills were posted by Individual_Dust_8952 over on Reddit. They also posted the slo-mo video outing Sarah’s slimming filter.
She says she gets embarrassed anytime Shane walks in and she’s filming. She should lean into that and figure out why she’s embarrassed. Is it because she isn’t speaking the way she normally speaks? Is he going to hear her lying? Just why are you embarrassed, Sarah? This is your big career job!
Sarah’s oldest daughter is talking to her. I shouldn’t be able to recognize their voices but, thanks to their loving mother, I can. She’s the one who doesn’t want to be on SM so her parent records the conversation without her knowing and posts it for all her followers so they know her kids talk to her.
The Birds Papaya is getting her hair done today and then, that’s it, nothing else is happening. At all. I love this for her and hope it continues. She’s so incredibly vapid and the vocal fry is off the charts. She’s choosing to lean in hard on the skinny editing this week and then tosses in a cellulite pic just to ‘keep it real’. The damage she’s doing to women is incredible. This woman’s entire life is shopping, body-checking, getting her hair done and scrolling her phone. That’s it.
They’re playing Pokémon Go - how fun for them! Is this how they’re going to occupy their time instead of interacting with their pre-schooler while they’re at the park?
Sarah’s crying at Disney again and being comforted by the teenagers wearing unbearably hot costumes. I don’t think much goes on in her brain but she seems to really believe they are magical. Just an FYI - they aren’t and most of them hate their job.
She’s playing to her base.
When it’s super hot denim shorts and tight tank are not my go-tos but it could just be me! She’s still got whatever she’s decided make her legs look good going on.
Sarah Nicole Landry puts her female children into traditional, outdated gender boxes and it’s bothered me for a long time. I remember when her son was younger and he was encouraged to be who he is and wore nail polish and what some may consider non-traditional clothes for boys but she doesn’t do the same for her daughters. She’s all about dressing L up in extremely feminine clothes, always encouraging her to ‘do her nails’ and get her hair done and then drags her to the stupid Disney salon. We never see L out playing ball or learning to ride a bike. She’s taken on walks and then allowed some time to play at the park. That seems to be it. She doesn’t have trucks or cars to play with. All the toys are gendered for females like the Barbies. Even the movies the child is exposed to aren’t diverse. Sarah has mentioned in her stories, more than once, the child does not like having her hair washed so why would she think this is a great activity for her? She did it for the Gram. That’s the only reason. She dresses the pre-schooler in floofy, synthetic fabric dresses in the Florida swamp heat and drags her around pushing her into Sarah’s box.
Do you think those are 700 real people hitting unfollow or did a bot buy expire?