Monzcarro

Are cheese curds easy to make? I would really like to make pouting but I won't be able to get the curds round here. Or is there a good substitute that's easier to acquire?

Thank you Ickplant - that's really interesting. Also, 13 seems a weird number of nipples to have. I'm guessing the little guys pictured were not the fastest ones.

Westeros. So pretty screwed unless it's Dorne or maybe Highgarden.

Pillock is the one I try to use in the car when the kids are there.

It's also a village in Worcestershire, although that's two words.

I just found it funny in contrast to the others, but if it works, it works.

Wally

I love all these. But what I particularly love is that there are three really clever ones and the fourth is like, fuck it, let's just call him a bellend.

Not Waving But Drowning

I'm plan one and mine won't get written off until I'm 65 (took it out before 2006), but I'm not making any payments due to working part-time in a public sector job.

I don't plan for this to change as my health won't allow me to work more hours or aspire to a higher paying job, so I may never make more payments. But I have probably paid back everything I borrowed when I was paying it, and everything that's left is the predatory interest.

Hear hear!

I could tell this was Lidl just from the font on the prices.

If I want to boycott American, buying Lidl and Aldi own brands is an easy way to do this, yes? I'm doing this by default because I have an easily navigatable Lidl that I can walk to.

All of the above