MantisToboggon

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What seasoned internet prank will never let you down? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
Would you date someone that uses a hammer? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

What is its MC Hammer?

What's the best Problem Solver? in c/chevron7@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Found section 31.

What's the best Problem Solver? in c/chevron7@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 25 points 8 hours ago (6 children)

A thoroughly rousing speech on space ethics from captain Janeway .

Effective immediately I will be stepping down as CEO of your mom. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 18 points 15 hours ago

My mom's fatass was always to good for you.

The White House Gold Rush Is On in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to get into heaven.

Find the Piggy in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 21 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

They should compare ankles.

Poll: Democrats have biggest advantage for control of Congress in 8 years in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago

Can't wait to see how they fuck this up.

You are the fourth Wise Man that nobody talks about. What did you attempt to bring the baby Jesus that they cut you out of all the stories? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 29 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

Some weed .