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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 39 points 1 month ago

Take that disgusting spatula off of me! You stir veggies with that thing!

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Therefore they sits.

Honestly I don't see what the problem is. Working as intended.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Did you try to turn on the stove?

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 month ago (3 children)

That has me twisted.

On an instant it sounds incredibly cruel, torture .

But if you consider low heat the pan doesn’t get hot instantly and they probably have enough time to leave so is it?

[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago

Boiling frog experiment on a cat.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

I honestly think on its lowest setting with my stove the cat would like it

[–] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

If you put it on very low the cat will think it has a warmed bed

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] A_A@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago

Yeah this one. And they hard bump you with their little furry heads. Then you are loved.

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Haaveilija@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Cat: "Put the stick away. This is a non-stick pan. And my ass is on it now."

[–] something183786@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago

He will be... Scraped?