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[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 94 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Cocaine, famously great for your mental health

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 88 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

Freud was a fan, and he basically invented therapy

[–] Velypso@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Freud was wrong about most of his therapy related ideas.

Also, he was wildy depressed, solving none of his issues.

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Someone told me it was his mother's fault

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And that he envied his daddies schlong

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[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

did he try enough cocaine?

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I guess not

[–] addie@feddit.uk 13 points 2 weeks ago

He did shake things up with a lot of new ideas. I'd like to think that proving him wrong has gotten us to a better place; it's the fin de siecle version of being wrong on the internet, everyone writes to correct you. Kind of sucks for everyone that got the bad advice in the meantime, tho.

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After reading about Oedipus, apparently.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

"My cardiologist smokes a pack a day"

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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

Umm, I've never jerked off a woman, but okay..

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 112 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

you uh.. . .

you looking to change that?

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 60 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

That’s for patient use only! You’ll have to transition first if you want to use it.

[–] MajesticTechie@feddit.uk 20 points 2 weeks ago
[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What would be the better word?

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Manual stimulation was the term I believe.

And one doctor got so tired of it that he invented the vibrator.

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[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] Beebabe@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
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[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 37 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

Women also didn't have rights and were considered their husband's "property". So ummm yea, please no.

we don't need to bring everything back. only those parts

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Best I can do is some mushrooms (possibly magic) and a washing machine on spin.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)
[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Over here, they sell all sorts of "standard" sex toys, like vibrators, in drugstores. Out in the open, right next to the condoms and lube. #justeuropethings

This is basically true in the US nowadays. Hard to say if it's every state, as some are more regressive than others.

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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 27 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Fun fact, vibrators were invented as a 'medical' tool to aid women.

[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 22 points 2 weeks ago

Me at the sex shop checkout:

"I... I have a prescription."

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 weeks ago

And bicycles were discouraged, because they could promote hysteria.

[–] Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Same thing as chainsaws. Go ahead, Google why the chainsaw was invented

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 19 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Wrong in part. It was a medical tool to saw bones and shit. Not women. Sawing women is magicians work.

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[–] AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It's really sad but also kinda fascinating that there are definitely people who could read this and believe it's evidence of the downfall of modern society caused by equal rights, instead of realizing that this bitch was just understandably tired and making a humor joke in an attempt to lighten the burden of having to face another day trying to roll the boulder back up the bullshit mountain created by the people who want to take away her (and everyone else's) rights, dismantle society, and cause it to collapse.

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[–] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 20 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That does sound a lot better than therapy. Why don't we do that anymore? Cocaine and jerking off are still S tier relievers.

[–] ptu@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] 1984@lemmy.today 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would also never do therapy. :) But I also wouldnt do drugs.

[–] remon@ani.social 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And that's why you're not 1889.

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean... You can still have that kind of fun, it's just not called a doctor anymore.

[–] bytesonbike@discuss.online 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh who does this now? Do they do home visits?

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And then you die at the ripe old age of 35 from a cut on your hand

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[–] jessicablaze@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Correction: This woman

[–] BigMilk13@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

You gotta be careful, because if you don't go far back enough, you'll end up lobotomized in some kind of haunted house. Go too far back and, especially as a woman, you'll be labeled "hysterical" or worse then exiled or killed. You gotta find that sweet spot when you could walk into Wild West CVS and take home a bottle Morphinecocainemeth to help wash down the Bovril.

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