Lennnny

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Omg thank you!

[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 day ago (9 children)

He has like 30 something felonies and openly admitted to rigging the voting computers. The man could commit murder on stage and still somehow continue being president.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I can cut butter to the exact weight each time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I need to learn this superpower. I have tried alternates but I can't really afford the slow down that comes with the learning curve, but I'm also unemployed and broke now...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

That's easy, just cut your morel open and check if it's hollow. Supposedly, I wouldn't know...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Meanwhile we get shamed for not reusing the plastic containers we're forced to purchase with our basic groceries.

May time and tide fuck a pres up the arse

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

That's great. Harder to be the first 8 than the last 1000. Kudos to them

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Morels are hard to find.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I have a feeling the message is intended to start as a kinda first warning. Like "we are angry". Next one "We're really angry, and in bigger numbers". Next one, "[removed by reddit]".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Same. Got chickens, veg seeds, and I'm about to buy a bow for hunting my own meat. Fuck the US, time to crack out that survivalism I've been practicing.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Still on rotation over here

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Barbeque, one summer day when it seemed perfect to have a barbeque. We were both like "this will be a fad" but it's been used SO much over the years.

 

I've got a great life, I am not trying to avoid tomorrow or whatever, but I just really like staying awake when I'm absolutely balls ass tired. It's kinda addicting, like the sleepier you are, the more insanely good the sleep will be. So I find myself struggling, on purpose, to stay awake. I force myself to read books, or watch shows, or go on Lemmy... and I only just realized it's because I love feeling sleepy.

So uhh, anyone else got this?

 

Ahoy foragers! I know it's been a cold quiet winter, but we're standing at the base camp of a very fruitful season of foraging! I saw the other day that a morel had been spotted in Georgia, and I did some crunching of data soon to be published on my soon to be published website, and have it on good authority that next week might be our first promising window for morels!

I've never eaten one, have no idea how they taste, and am on one hell of a mission to find one this season.

 

She's a proper part of the family now! After two failed attempts, she's landed at her forever home. She seems to know it too - she waits at the top of the stairs when it gets to bedtime and screams until we go up and tuck her in with us.

 

I am obsessed with entering competitions, and I've won quite a few by now (I got free tickets to the same music festival seven years in a row due to my dedication). I love hearing stories of what others win and how they use their winnings.

 

For me, ramps and morels! I know we still have a couple of months, but I'm already prepping my knowledge and researching my locations.

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yAWn (lemmy.world)
 
 

It happens if I try to upload an unedited photo from my camera roll. If I crop it, even by a tiny amount, it lets me upload. It's a really frustrating issue because I have to edit every photo before uploading.

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OBEY STRUGS (lemmy.world)
 
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