Krusty

joined 1 month ago
[–] Krusty@quokk.au 5 points 3 days ago
[–] Krusty@quokk.au 16 points 3 days ago

Hey Bibi. I seemed to have lost my penis. I asked all the thirteen year old girls around but none have seen it recently.

Help, your friend in perpetual war crimes,

-DJT

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 1 points 3 days ago

Solving is doing a lot of heavy lifting there...

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 10 points 3 days ago
[–] Krusty@quokk.au 3 points 3 days ago

Sans serif is the new deal.

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 2 points 3 days ago

Lack of iodine.

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 2 points 3 days ago

I love the breeze on muh balls after climbing 1000 meters.

[–] Krusty@quokk.au -3 points 3 days ago

That's like your closet introvert. They haven't yet realized sometimes people just have a bad day and it has nothing to do with them so just leave it be.

Picking and poking and probing... And it's sad cuz they are usually looking for you to just blame them.

[–] Krusty@quokk.au 1 points 3 days ago

I just use pork lard. Finger licking good.

[–] Krusty@quokk.au -1 points 3 days ago

But can you take bong rips from it?

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