Jerkface

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 7 hours ago

I mean, that's a pretty badass screensaver.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This motherfucker's snackin' on bees and you're just gonna reach your arm in there?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

How about knocking first? Rude.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago

It's the HTTP version of "great job."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

Don't keep us in suspense!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Who do I think I am, anyway?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 weeks ago

"Oh, no, not that late, actually."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I thought it would be a lot more Robocop 2.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"It's not like I killed anybody. I mean, I gave the orders but they didn't say no."

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