Jano

joined 2 years ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

*more than 30 seconds to a minute?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fallout London. It'd be an intense half an hour trying to open inaccessible doors before I'd crash back to safety.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Always hate when I'm just taking my child out of their cage for the weekly roped walk and this happens.

Are they fishing for flying saucers with the kid as bait?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 8 months ago

I didn't laugh, but I shat myself to compensate.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago

The literal and figurative cost of divorce has little to do with handling the paperwork.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Hand size may vary.