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How do you shave your balls? Every time I've tried with my trimmer it pinches and tears my sack and I'm too traumatized to try it again unless there's a full proof bloodless method. Usually I just pluck as many as I can tolerate while I'm sitting around watching YouTube or somethin. But it's such a pain (literally). Pic unrelated

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[–] Junkhead@slrpnk.net 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

grab and handful of hair and rip them out of your ballsack 👍

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)

fuck u, that hurt. I shouldn't have listened to you

[–] Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You used the wrong hand dude...try again with the other...it should work.

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

now my fucking arm is dislocated. thanks 196 lemmy 🙄😒🤕

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

...need your mom for anything?

[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Jano@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Lemongrab@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

I didnt think that my balls would just detach like crayfish arms. fucked up.

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

All these replies and nobody mentioned a kitchen blowtorch?

Do your nuts and a creme brûlée at the same time

[–] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Overkill. Just run a Bic lighter over your sac 30-40 times.

[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've done them with a straight razor and it all comes down to technique and sharp blades. Sharp blades are most likely to cut hair than skin on a flat surface. Make sure to either use a new blade or strop your SR

Firstly cook your nuts, really steam your boys. You want them very warm and relaxed so you can gently pinch, stretch and wrap the loose skin around your finger. At that point it becomes much more accessible. I recommend doing this sitting. If using a straight razor use a steep, less aggressive angle.

For weed wacking around a post, pull it tight and if its too slippery, use a single slip of toilet paper to hold on. Once everything is in tension you may tread carefully with your razor(s). You may need to pull it in many directions to reach every spot.

That will get 50-70% of hair. For the rest I recommend squatting over a mirror. Again, make sure to pull everything in tension before hand and get everything very hot and steamy. Pubes are like spaghetti, they're softer when cooked.

[–] Bunnylux@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 2 years ago

Indeed "really steam your boys" is what I needed to hear today.