Geetnerd

joined 6 days ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 28 minutes ago

I just can't seem to summon a single fuck about this.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

No, he didn't.

He inentionally cratered stock prices, told everyone rich to buy, then "capitulated" the next day to cause stock prices to surge.

This is called "Market Manipulation." It's supposed to be illegal, and it is for peasants. But not for him, or Musk, or...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

"You get T straight from the tap!"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

You should wait a few hours before putting sheets on it, so it can off gas, and not smell like chemicals.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

Gotta admit, I loved it. Hated to see it cancelled.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Wheel of Time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

The gelatin in Jello used to be made from horse hooves. It may still be.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 12 hours ago

How fractions work to a 30 year old woman.

I literally had to draw a circle, and use the pie analogy from grade school.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

You are an asshole.

Good thing I don't have to tolerate you. Goodbye.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 12 hours ago

I can all of them up to 5, which looks blank to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 12 hours ago

No, that's divine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I know a woman like this. She just doesn't have those pain receptors.

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