EaterOfLentils

joined 1 year ago
[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

I have always seen gold and white and still can't see black and blue.

[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 11 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your dad likes to watch.

[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A toilet AND a bucket? Seems like overkill.

[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Lol Google can eat my poo.

[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (6 children)

What alternative should we all switch to?

Also thinking AI fake IDs will end up being an easy way around this.

[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 3 points 6 months ago

Getting banned for being right.

[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I got banned for saying we should cyberbully Elon Musk to suicide.

I bought one recently and this still seems to be the case.

[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Average person now, hands down. I like being able to live my life knowing I'm not surrounded by people who want to kill me.

[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I squeezed six Germans out of my hooha, and all I got was this lousy medal.

Damn you beat me to the crayon joke.

[–] EaterOfLentils@programming.dev 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

You're absolutely right that, if he is, it will probably be an inside and/or professional job, not some rando trying to show off for an underage Jodie Foster. He's pissing in some dangerous people's weeds right now.

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