DudeDudenson

I hope you get some help some day

Did you consider not openly proclaiming you wish someone dies?

My mom always bought those, granted they last close to a year but damn the cheap bamboo ones cost practically the same and last forever

A lot of V8 Teslas on YouTube that seem to work alright

Comically enough they put it in sale on steam

The leading party for the last 20 years in my country would say that printing money didn't bring on inflation. It's funny how such a simple example beats their economy planning

I'd rather not need sleep at all, with the option to do it sometimes for skipping time

I wonder what kind of research goes in a lab where someone goes "what if we cut the grub from the pregnant cockroach and test to see it's nutrition content?"

Mine slowly developed kidney failure so over the space of a couple of years it slowly deteriorated more and more and would eat less and less until one day she puked and never wanted to eat anymore. After a week and a half of giving her IVs and giving her water with a syringe we had to sacrifice her because she was clearly never eating again and wouldn't even want water anymore. Poor thing was skin and bones had lost all muscle in that week and a half we were trying to get her to eat again it felt it was a mercy to put her to sleep but I always hoped she'd just not wake up one day and that's it over going through all that. She was 17 and even trough all of the pain she must have been in would still walk to the backyard on her own to pee.

I could have never asked for a better dog

I think since it was a reference to a drag strip it was translated as a quarter of a mile everywhere else. At least where I live we use metric and we still call it eight mile, quarter mile and half mile when it comes to drag events

Someone works for hezbollah and doesn't want his music player blowing up unexpectedly