Diabolo96

Batman should hit the gym.

Yep, they are a publicly traded company now. The shareholders demand more profit every quarter.

Want to really learn a language?

Watch this short video :https://youtu.be/E6588DlZW-c

Search : language transfer app/site, comprehensible input + target language (ie: Spanish), cognates.

It's obviously some marketing stunt. I believe yhe weird guilt-tripping behavior started after a meme appeared during the COVID19 confinement, showing the mascot saying something like "Spanish or vanish." This massively boosted traffic to the app and led to its enshittification into this engagement-first, teaching-second garbage app they have today. I genuinely enjoyed the mascot before that.

Tldr; Nah, likely just engagement boosting.

Sadly, the Duolingo owl died. It was useless for teaching a language, but definitely was a superb mascot.

Boil the milk? Like, I don't understand what's the problem with raw milk.

extreme loneliness meet cockroaches? Hmmm... Make it set in Cthulhu mythos, sprinkle some kafka metamorphosis and you got yourself a nice PS1 styled indie horror game.

Are you farming the cockroaches for protein/milking them or something? I can't fathom any other reason why anyone would want cockroaches other that these weird cases I read about on some science magazine.

Edit: just remembered they can be used as food for pets.

This smells fishy.

Nah, the urge to use it in a dangerously unsafe situation would probably win. I mean, what’s even the point if we can’t even burn a massive pile of leaves, huh?

Angry, sad and scared.