The national anthem
this post was submitted on 20 Jul 2024
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Anything by fucking Imagine Dragons. More like imagine dragging myself behind my Cadillac for 6 blocks, it'd be more pleasant
Aha, I'm onto you. I won't invite any of those songs to enter my mind and rattle around in there for the rest of the day by thinking about them. Good try, though.
Ahhhh! Curse you, some_guy! You foiled my great plan yet again. One day I will succeed and make you remember these songs! Muahahaha!!!!
There are no songs that would make me stab myself in the ear.
"Somebody That I Used to Know" by Gotye.
Was played seemingly every hour back when I worked retail. Both in the store I worked in and many others. So incredibly overplayed.
2nd place would be any of Queen's absurdly overplayed songs. I don't even hear them as music anymore; they're just annoying noise.
Not that I would ever literally do that over a song, but basically anything grating like death metal and scremo, as well as disturbed's cover of "sound of silence" all make me want to get away from that abusive noise as fast as possible. About as close as normal decibel sound can get to physical pain for me.
Butthole Surfers - Pepper is great, but it certainly brings intrusive thoughts with it:
Pepper by Butthole Surfers
literally none lol
Not even "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
Time of my life - Black Eyed Peas
The Minion rendition of Happy by Pharell Williams. I dare not even look it up for fear I might have to hear it again.
Knocking on heavens door - guns n roses
What, you don't enjoy a bunch of sleepy whiny junkies self-indulgently wailing through a three chord Bob Dylan cover for 15 minutes? Man, weren't nineties arena rock great.
I sometimes scratch my ears like this, despite of it being very dangerous.
Me too, and it's disturbing we have found something less stupid.
Des
Pa
Cito
Blinding lights
The dance monkey song.
There's this one song I keep forgetting the name of but it was super popular in the early 2000s and it was in the radio all the time. Damn I hate that song!
If it's alternative rock, I'd imagine it's something off this list:
Hoobastank - The Reason.
Puddle of Mudd - Blurry. Also, She Hates Me.
Evanescence - Bring Me to Life.
Trapt - Headstrong.
Audioslave - Like a Stone (mediocre song at best. Played non fucking stop for what felt like 5 years).
Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You.
Nickelback - How You Remind Me (specifically this one, but the rest of their discography too).
Seether - Broken.
Creed - With Arms Wide Open.
Just - Radiohead purely for the lyrics "You do it to yourself, you do And that's what really hurts"
cupid by fifty fifty and almost every other edit audio, especially if it's one of those sped up or slowed + reverb edits
Eagles - Hotel California, I hate this song
i hate the phucking Eagles.... man
Just about anything Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift is the 2020s version of Alanis Morissette. Ironic.
Eeeeehhhhh Alanis could actually sing though.
Any song by Dua Lipa
Baby shark
What's funny is that when you hear it for the thousandth time it's like a cheat code and you become immune to it.
Yep, kids made me immune to kid songs
No song, to my knowledge, would cause me to harm myself.
My actions would have caused this to happen so much so that Baba Yaga [1] himself had to enact justice with a pencil [2].
Source:
- https://screenrant.com/john-wick-baba-yaga-real-meaning-boogeyman-explained/
- [Explicit] John Wick Chapter 2 (2017) - Pencil Kill Scene [00:44 | AUG 29 2017 | Menetro] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlb8bSQzSxg