CommissarVulpin

Curse a lot. Think of how google’s AI summary won’t appear if you include the word “fuck” in your search, or how everyone on social media is self-censoring naughty words for fear of The Algorithm. The internet has been carefully curated and manicured to be marketable to every possible demographic, so they can milk data from everyone; from the six year old watching Fortnite videos to the pearl-clutching suburbanites worried about the Gays corrupting their Family Values. Become unmarketable by swearing like a sailor. Make communities with your fellow potty-mouths. Rebel against censorship by saying “fuck” a lot.

The best lesson I learned in chemistry class was to not put a wet beaker on a pre-heated hot plate

Republican?

“Well, the good news is you get to have a disease named after you…”

Yeah I know. Just haven’t gotten around to it yet.

Don’t dress for the ride, dress for the slide

Thanks! And I do wear it almost every day, as evidenced by the multiple scratches on the crystal

Yeah, I wish there was a company that made a fully dumb electric car

I’ve been thinking this too. How hard is it to start a car company, I wonder?

Of even if they have nothing bad to say, obsess about it anyways and think they must be lying to not hurt your feelings

~~Isn’t Artemis a guy?~~ Edit: Nevermind, I was thinking of Apollo

A featherless biped

The clock strikes five

I start to laugh

I’m taking a shit

On time and a half