BarneyPiccolo

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, it went all the way to the top. Those guys wanted it done. It wasn't the top brass we were fooling, it was the stock holders, who were reacting to quarterly numbers that were essentially faked.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

You should always leave a cart or two in the handicapped section. Walking from the car to the store is a big fear for old people, and being able to grab a cart right by their parking space to help them get across the lot and through traffic is really helpful.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 hours ago

It looks like a refrigerator on wheels, and I'll bet the ice maker doesn't work.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 hours ago

Add a handful of zeroes.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 4 hours ago

He'll just announce new tariffs.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Why would someone from a foreign country come to America right now? And if they did come, why would they go into the Belly of the Beast?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 hours ago

Are they here to punish Sociopathic Oligarchs for being in the Epstein Files?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 hours ago

Where are they going to deport those aliens to?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

So the bosses would know I was doing that? Who do you think told me to do it? LOL.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 4 points 7 hours ago

You could sneak onto the island somehow, that shouldn't be much of a problem.

But integrating with their society? They will out you in literally seconds, the first time you spoke. If they didn't recognize you as an outsider on sight, they'd recognize from your voice, accent, speech, pronunciation, vocabulary, grammar, syntax, etc. that you were a phony before you finished your first sentence.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 5 points 7 hours ago

Getting a tattoo is too much of a commitment for me.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 19 points 8 hours ago

Oh yeah, she's just as bad as she ever was, it's just that she finally admitted Trump was a whack job, probably because she thinks she can get MAGA to follow her instead.

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