this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025

572 points (99.1% liked)

Not The Onion

15614 readers

1957 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

[email protected]

572

North Dakota mayor resigns after texting lunch-break masturbation video to city attorney (nypost.com)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

130 comments fedilink hide all child comments

top 50 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old

[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Should I post this to software gore?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 7 hours ago

Three Partial headlines are shown, what more do you want? 😤

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

bucket list

☑ "accidentally" send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 hours ago

Amateur. You're supposed to blame Chinese hackers paid for by George Soros, and go on like nothing happened.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The bar is so low and these guys still clothesline themselves somehow

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

It's all fun and games until they figure out how to take us with them

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago

Can we ban nypost from this comm please? They're not a credible source

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago

he's like well if im gonna do it ill might as well save money on the investigation and cut out the middleman

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

I could see accidently leaving your camera on but this guy had to make a deliberate step to save it and send it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 hours ago

Immediately reminded me of this skit from Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGAaEnecfU

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Anthony Weiner woke up in a cold sweat. He had no idea why.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I knew it was a guy just from the title alone, it's always a guy who does these things

[–] [email protected] 40 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

lunch-break masturbation

Oh of course! Sandwich, milkshake, masturbate. That's lunch break, right?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, isn't this how everyone does WFH lunch?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I knew I was forgetting something... Need to find my blender.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

...For the milkshake, right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Is this sarcasm? Its pretty normal.

What's not normal is recording a video of it and sending that video to a coworker. That's the part that's not ok

load more comments (3 replies)

load more comments