It's even funnier if you mentally replace "fairest" with "sexiest" which is really what it means.
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2025
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I'm curious what the Dwarven texts tell of the same story.
"Three rings were given to eco terrorist hippie elves, ugliest of all beings."
Buncha filthy knife-ears
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Yeah sure...
I mean, she was one of the few who were wise enough to voluntarily not take The Ring.
That is a very short list; IIRC its just her, gandalf, elrond, tom bombadil, Aragorn, and Faramir?
Maybe Sam if you count him completely resisting it in the middle of Mordor like the badass he is.
Sam just goes around wearing it for a day or something like it’s no big deal.
Aww isn't that precious.