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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago

I just did my fiancé’s taxes and she had the same reaction.

“There’s no small quest for the big of heart”

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

his wife is absolutely capable of doing the caves and occasionally does the caves on her own but she loves him and like seeing him be happy

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hm, is his wife's name Abigail? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Doesn't abigail love caves and adventure?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Yes, but...

when she tries to go into the mines herself she gets too scared to actually do it and the farmer has to help her out.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Dat spoiler title text tho.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife likes big story games (Witcher 3, Horizon, etc.) but hates the combat ... So, back when we still had time for games like that, I would do all the gameplay and she would make all story or dialogue decisions. It was a nice paradigm that let us both enjoy the parts that most interested us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I absolutely hate Hanafuda cards and rhythm games, so when they pop up in a random game (e.g. Yakuza series), I have my SO play them, because they love those games. Works out well for us.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You and my wife would probably enjoy playing those games together.

I've been wanting to try the Yakuza series with her, but I suspect it would be a hard sell.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

There are mods to make the caves nonviolent, or just skip them.

Not that OP should, lol, this is too sweet. SVD + Ridgeside would be a treat for her, though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fake: Anon is able to please their wife

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Gay: Anon claims to please his wife by RPing as another man.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

My wife has aquaphobia and I sometimes do underwater sections of games for her. Any 3D game where you can run out of air or be attacked while underwater is triggering.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

You're a good partner. 🙂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Next thing you know his wife is playing subnautica lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That game looks like her worst nightmare! XD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Nope, the worst would be hydrophobia :D

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Caves are fun. The combat is a bit clunky but I feel like it’s enjoyable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I'm sure a future update to his virtual GF will include cave support.